You should be leading growth. Not wrestling with tech.

I help small businesses fix the mess in their marketing stack—so they can think bigger, move faster, and get their time back.

You don’t need another platform.You need your time back.

Right now, your tools are in the way:

  • Campaigns stalling out

  • Data you don’t trust

  • Workarounds on top of workarounds

You know your business, your clients, and your goals. What you need is someone to get the tech out of your way—so you can get back to being the visionary, the creative, the closer.That’s where I come in.

Here's how
we fix it

  1. SPOT THE JAM - We look at what’s broken, bloated, or duplicated.

  2. CLEAR THE PIPES - I clean up the mess and optimize your stack.

  3. KEEP IT FLOWING - You get your time, confidence, and control back.

You walk away with a cleaner, smarter system that works for you.

Fix-It Fridays
Your 1/2 Day Rescue

If your stack’s a mess and you need real help—not just advice—I’ll step in and clean it up.

  • One martech cleanup session; recorded and transcribed

  • I fix your broken automations, syncs, or email issues

  • Walk away with clarity, cleaner data, and next steps

This is for you if:

  • You’ve outgrown your duct-tape system

  • You’ve Frankensteined your stack

  • You've spent thousands of dollars on a tool that didn't do what you needed it to do

  • You are tired of yelling at ChatGPT

You get things fixed and massive clarity all for $499!

Imagine your software just...
working.

  • You send emails with confidence

  • Your CRM makes sense again

  • You’re not manually fixing automations

  • You actually trust your data

  • You have time to focus on real growth

Who’s behind Bullpen Consulting?

I’m Chris Theisen.Think of me as the Al Borland to your Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.I help small businesses and agencies fix what’s broken. Quietly, quickly, and with clarity.

GET FIXED